- The Maroon Tuxedo
I’m sorry for the personal moment, but you have to meet my twin niece and nephew, Maddie and Brady. If you ask me they’re the most beautiful children in the world. If you ask anyone else, well maybe you’ll get a different answer. But that’s just because I dress them. And I live in Los [...]
- Red Lobster
Normally I don’t like sweet things, but August and September have been a flurry of frozen creamy activity. It’s all very strange, but here I am stuck with a frozen lactose habit. I do not think things can go on like this. At least not for very long. I think. Or maybe I’m wrong. Maybe [...]
- To Golf or Not to Golf
I had a troublesome weekend. Nothing to do. Everyone was out of town. Everyone who had the money to do it spent the weekend golfing in Palm Springs. I’d like to learn to golf, but I don’t think it’s the appropriate thing to take up when you’re not incredibly wealthy. It’s horrendously expensive. The equipment [...]
- We of the Never Never Don’t Walk Red Carpets
If you ever thought for any reason that fashion should be forsaken for any creature comforts you are WRONG. Fashion is not about comfort, it’s not about warmth, it’s not about quitting smoking for your health, it’s not about wearing Uughs instead of heels in the snow because they’re more “practical” – it’s about looking [...]
